Sweet Sex

January 3rd, 2006

That is what my dad asked for tonight at dinner. Just setting there and when we asked him what he wanted for dessert, the response was, “I want some sweet sex.”

Damn.

Now, what he wanted was Cheese Chex (as in the flavored chex mix in a bag at the other end of the kitchen table from him) but for some reason, it was just not going to come out that way. Jon, Trisha, Abby, Mom and I just sat there for about 15 seconds in silence. Then Jon and I made eye contact and the laughing began. “Wha..” was sputtered out a few times. It was possibly the funniest things i’ve ever heard my father say. Sweet sex. He now denies that he said that, but we all heard it.

Best. Dessert. Ever.

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